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This is a fun story. Chandler was actually our janitor. We brought him wait why we've run away to just clean and stuff like that? No yes seriously and um. He was very shy. Like super shy, he was so terrified to even talk to me and then one video he just like God, didn't it at a little part and you're like wow you're funny yeah people really liked of it. Oh wow yeah yeah, and so then he was a man and then he was in another video and Chandler officer just starts popping in more videos of people like we like Chandler, we like Chandler, I mean there, you go yeah and then guys, if you wan na, Be in a mr. breeze video, be my janitor, be a janitor just clean at a local middle school [: Music ]! Do it buddy? Did you find a Valentine? You got a girlfriend. Nope you'll get a Valentine one day, man a medium Anton Oh, that would be mine, see I wrote a note to myself and then I realized I didn't need the notes, so I balled it up and now I wish I was dead. Oh come on, Dora don't be mad. I know we both said some things. We didn't mean, but that doesn't mean we still don't love each other. You know I I feel like I've lost her. Why must everybody watch me sleep? No, watching me sleep! No more watching! I think all right. Somebody kiss me. Sometimes. I wish I was a lesbian. Did I say that out loud, shut up, the camera adds 10 pounds huh. So how many cameras are actually on? Well, the tough thing is, she really wants to have sex with me, crazy, talking about a bet winner takes all we can end up with nothing or you can end up with everything. Oh I like that, all right. So what do you say? No just do it. Oh I'm convinced we're switching back right now. No we're not we're not leaving well you're gonna have to leave sometime because you both have jobs and as soon as you do we're switching it back, there's nothing. You can do to stop us right, Joe. I don't know what I don't want to move again. I don't care. This is our apartment and they still use dope. We won that apartment, fair and square twice and I'm getting it back right now, I'm getting it back right now, all right, we figured you might respond this way. So we have a backup offer. No, no, no! No! No more offers! You can't offer anything to us. Let us keep the apartment and as a thank-you Rachel, and I will kiss for one minute totally worth one good minute. I want a baby, hmm, not tonight, honey. I got an early day tomorrow, okay, because we never do that. You did my first suit when I was 15. No wait.

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